All of you must be missing me and my incredibly thoughtful insights into your mental health and well-being.
As a registered dietician in the state of California and a Board Certified mental health expert, I am once again able to come forth (or fifth) with my latest findings.
I will start with the bad news. The answer to most people’s problems have nothing to do with me, and I therefore steadfastly deny any charges other than those that show up next month on your credit card.
The good new is, that I have discovered that the knee bone is connected to the jaw bone just as they sang about in that song that you didn’t listen to properly because your sister was getting all the attention.
Eating too much is a knee jerk reaction to seeing something you want to chew which causes your knees to move you unwittingly towards the huge pie that has your name written on it in icing sugar
We all know that Mrs . Reagan said “Just say NO” but we can’t say no because my mum says not to eat with your mouth full. `So on and on we go, knee jerking our jaws into chomping unwillingly nay I say unto thee unthinkingly as our minds have been switched off by the pie’s allure!
There is no cure for Piallure and it isn’t even listed in my medical history books or the Michelin guide.
Perhaps someone reading this knows the latin word for it and can save us all from the knee surgery that awaits us in the vicious circle of pie,knee , jaw, Almond Joy, Mars bars, pie.
Yes we all have to be aware and it helps to keep singing the song Dem Bones, not to be confused with the Dem Party which is not until next year.
They added some extra parts to sound like real Doctors, but only caused more dietary confusion!
But look how fit and fab they are in their knowledge of what goes where and when!!!!!
Eat less, exercise more!
I rest my cases!